Welcome to the only shop where zoning jokes are in stock and planning puns are wearable. Whether you’re repping your inner code nerd, decorating your desk with maps that matter, or just want a mug that says "Not Permitted in this District", this is your spot.
Ready to wear your planner brain on your sleeve? Literally? Our merch is professionally unpermitted — mugs, shirts, and tote bags featuring zoning jokes, walkability droolage (is this even a word?), and mildly unhinged planner wisdom. Click below to visit the store. Because let’s be honest, your comp plan isn’t the only thing that deserves to be printed.
