After years of writing unread staff reports and explaining zoning to baffled developers, I launched Zoned Out Planner (ZOP)—a blog that makes planning more accessible, a little less dry, and way more human. Every zoning regulation has a backstory, and ZOP unpacks them with humor, insight, and plain-English breakdowns (yes, even transects). Whether you're a seasoned planner, a curious student, or just wondering why your neighbor’s fence got denied, you’ll find something here. It’s a space where the technical meets the relatable—and where planners can finally laugh, learn, and commiserate. Grab coffee. Let’s talk zoning.